I'm Queen Taylor, the Prime Minister of Sass (as said by the lovely Sarah), from the magical land of mittens, and I'm kind of a nerd. I've been living x amount of years. I both love and hate people, for they are terrifying yet marvelous creatures. I would talk to them more if I weren't socially inept. I watch a lot of television, and I substitute real people for my computer, which I like to pretend is my best friend. I randomly break into song. I like to tell myself that I can dance. I love cuddling and watching movies and listening to music and drinking tea. Sleeping is somewhere on my top ten list of things to do. I'm a serious grammar Nazi and a firm believer in the Oxford comma. If I happen to correct your grammar, spelling, or general misuse of words, I really do mean the best. I'm not a mean person. I write a lot, even though I hardly show anyone. Teaching high school English or history is my dream. I pretend I'm witty and clever, although I have no idea how much truth is in that statement. I like to make people laugh and smile and all that other gross stuff. What I said about the comma? I'll only use it when I feel like it. Sorry about my weird. I don't believe in myself, which sounds horribly depressing. Yeah. So I guess if you're all still reading this, you're likely wondering just exactly this blog is about. WELL. Whatever I FEEL like because I am your queen and you will treat me as such. SO YEAH. This blog can be NSFW sometimes because boobs and bums, but whatever. Enjoy dears.
Ratta tat tat.
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